Friday, April 29, 2011

This Week in Pie Making (22-29 April)



Ted Rall's acerbic wit does a pretty good job explaining your pie maker's reaction to the current debate over the 2012 budget. He grew up in a generation that was more certain of intelligent extraterrestrial visits to earth than his chances to receive a state pension, and it's almost nice to see someone finally getting around to killing off those programs. Would the US Congress actually allow the potential lost of investment value right as Baby Boomers retire to make the system stable in the long term? Not bloody likely. Fortunately, your pie maker's commuting habits should keep his medical expenses in the realm of injury-recovery, rather than expensive, rationed, long-term care. Perhaps the Cohen brothers can make a movie out of the dark humor behind Rep. Ryan's Obamacare for Seniors.

In other news of good intentions, things aren't going well in Libya. Apparently someone's started laying mines discretely enough that EUFOR missed it, and as Chris Rawley points out, that capacity means bad things for the opposition. Meanwhile, the war is now spreading across Tunisia's border. North Africa might be moving towards a more stable and democratic future, but it's safe to assume that it's path will be as bumpy as Europe's was.

There's also good news. Spring is here and the Alexandria Farmer's Market is open. The tastiest bike ride of the week is back. The Fuzzy Wups has completed its renovation and instead of barely being able to feed four and sleep perhaps three, we can easily feed ten and sleep four comfortably. You should come!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Debt Ceilings, Sustainability and Taxes




Many years ago, in the early days of internet banking, your pie maker accidentally discovered how to cause a financial crisis while getting free services. It works in three steps:
(1) Sign up for a service with a month bill paid automatically from a checking account
(2) Set up "Overdraft Protection" on the checking account from a line of credit (LOC), aka "credit card"
(3) Set up the checking account to automatically pay the minimum payment on the LOC

Each month, the service provider (SP) permitted your pie maker to use their infrastructure in exchange for a small (but slowly rising) fee assessed after the service had been used. In other words, if your pie maker decided to be a delinquent, the SP was screwed unless it had some kind of recourse. Any resources expended on your pie maker's behalf were aquired with someone else's investment, hopefully at less cost than your pie maker's fees, otherwise the system would be unsustainable from the outset.

At the end of the month, the managers of your pie maker's line of credit issued a "cash advance" on which they charged interest and for which they deducted a fee. This "cash" was used to pay the SP for services rendered, and your pie maker was permitted to continue using the service the next month. A few days later, the LOC's managers again issued a "cash advance" with fees and interest to pay the minimum amount due on the LOC.

This only lasted a couple months before your pie maker's mail finally caught up to him and he promptly cancelled both the service and LOC. Following a Nassim Taleb-esque master narrative on debt, especially consumer debt, coupled with lessons drummed in from childhood, there seemed to be nothing good about having a "free" service that was going to force him into default or substantial reduction in quality of life in a predictable, if distant, time frame determined by the maximum allowable balance (i.e. debt ceiling). The SP's investors were unhappy to lose a revenue-generating customer and the bank was unhappy to lose a lucrative asset, but the beauty of our system is supposed to be that we can each work to our own best interest, and the service wasn't needed. Austerity is often good for the soul, and a PMCIN=1 lifestyle doesn't require many services.

The obvious regulatory response is twofold: (1) tax interest on rolling credit more heavily to discourage its issuance and (2) prohibit the use of rolling credit to pay for rolling credit. (i.e. once a checking account is "secured" by a credit card, it can't be used to automatically pay that bill or pay it all unless there's been a deposit equal to or greater than the credit card bill payment). This would lead to a much larger number of small defaults, fewer bankruptcies, and more stable economic growth.

Given the demographics of post-modernists, it's unlikely they'll try to hard to smash this anti-finance narrative, but let's give it a go. First of all, in this circumstance the cost of losing the service was a minor inconvenience to your pie maker, but what if instead it had been something vital, like, say health insurance. In that case, breaking the cycle would have required your pie maker to find additional revenue to both cover the cost of the formerly "free" service and the interest payments on the debt due to both the service costs and fees. So instead of putting all of his salary into the local economy, plus providing a conduit for global investors to do so as well, your pie maker would exert a deflationary influence that hurt not only local merchants and workers but also the SP's investors, the LOC issuer's investors and his own standard of living.

In fact, given your pie maker's excellent credit rating, loans to him could be highly rated and thus have tiny reserve requirements. If the employees of the bank who collected those fees deposited or invested their money in the same bank, 90-98% of the that money could have been immediately be reissued to your pie maker to cover the next month's expenses. Assuming the SP had covered all of its capital costs and was simply paying off its employees investors with your pie maker's monthly installments, those investors could turn around and reinvest those returns in CDOs, ETFs or other instruments that allow the bank boost its assets by lending yet more SP payments and fees to itself. Since the LOC is such a little money spinner, why not leverage it a bit and borrow against future payments that the highly rated pie maker is sure to provide?

In other words, the real problem here is not debt itself but the debt ceiling and "leakage" from the system. Your pie maker should absolutely not live a more austere life of baking and biking, instead he should maintain the LOC and "free" service, while devoting any income gains to the CDOs and ETFs that allow him to, effectively, borrow money from himself and collect interest on it. The bank needs to be allowed to have very generous capital reserve ratios, and taxes must be as low as possible to ensure that money issued as bonuses, disbursements or dividends can find its way back into the lending pool. The "pro-growth" policy response is absolutely not to limit consumer's ability to hurt themselves and bank bondholders, but instead to ensure that the circular flow of money has few leaks as possible due to taxes and payments to people outside the investing class. The optimism, the belief that any bank instrument will yield positive returns, underlying this system must be maintained at all costs. The growing rich-poor gap is a sign of this system becoming more stable, or at least entrenched.

Of course, the problem with this system is that some leakage is inevitable. At some point, your pie maker and his bank will have exhausted all of the optimism available, and some of those investors will want to realize their gains in tangible assets. At that point, either everyone, investors, banks, pie makers, governments, etc. suffers massive loss of wealth (since the circular flow meant there was never any real money involved) or someone steps in and buys your pie maker's debt with "real" money. Paging Uncle Ben . . .

Your pie maker abandoned the investor-funded lifestyle several years ago and now lives off the largess of people who want better robots. Most governments, however, have not made this choice, and instead find themselves constantly looking for ways to increase the assets of the currently wealth in exchange for the ability to provide services (like medical care and security) to their populations. By structuring their credit systems, labor laws and production systems to funnel consumer funds back into investment vehicles they have been able to close the loop pretty well, and since sovereign debt can be paid coercively (i.e. taxes), their "credit limit" is a very flexible concept.

However, this can't go on forever. Eventually, the optimist assumption about the quality of the debt, or at least the currency in which it was issued, will fade. But unwinding this situation will be incredibly difficult because most of the income that pays for the debt today is itself borrowed money, and liquidating those assets will reveal, as in your pie maker's case, that there is little or no real money, just a lot of promises (consider one's own bank account at an institution with a 10% reserve ratio). The next budget fight will be vicious, full of powerful buzzwords, and require the very best in careful accounting to parse its implications.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Update on North Africa

A while back I suggested that the Libyan intervention was kinda half-baked. CDR Salamander has stuck the proverbial toothpick into the center, and pulled this out.

Highly recommended reading.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Republicans for Slow Medicine?

As of the last couple of years, biomedical engineering has seen explosive growth. Almost every university in the country now has at least a few faculty and a score of grad students in traditional engineering departments with "bio-" attached to their titles. The needs of an aging population are frequently cited as the impetus behind this effort, as the percent of the US, Europe and Japanese budgets and economies devoted to late-life medicine continues to rise.

This is hardly inevitable. Do-not-resuscitate orders are gaining popularity as people begin to assess the quality, not just length, of their lives. In addition to living longer, there's hints that large parts of the population might be making healthier choices about diet, exercise and entertainment (e.g., not smoking). Medicare is even encouraging doctors to have discussions about this with patients before they enter the painful, and expensive, portion of end-of-life care, so that the decisions are made by the patient, not family members under considerable duress. Slow medicine is a philosophy that incorporates these principles.

The House GOP 2012 budget makes sense in one of two ways. Either, they expect their tax structure to create superlative retirement savings for all seniors, that effectively the stock market's capital gains can displace the $38Trillion unfunded liability, or that seniors will chose to purchase less care than the government would provide for free. In other words, by capping the growth of Medicare spending, it guarantees that there simply will not be funds for both quality of and end of life care for beneficiaries, and lets individuals make the choice. Do they have perfect faith in the private sector to do what the government could not, or did the GOP officially embrace Dr. Dennis McCullough?

At first blush, I thought the primary goal of the new GOP majority was to increase upper middle class consumer purchasing power while maintaining social funding for elderly supporters. I also expected them to quickly move away from fiscal discipline and into social wedge issues that inflame more passionate support than actually cutting spending would do. If this new program provides both fiscal restraint and reballances the economy to invest in productivity instead of retirement, perhaps there is something to like about the new Congress. Not that any of this will matter, as recipients of Medicare today will smell a rat as an excuse to cut their services and see to it that it does not happen. Still, your pie maker was perhaps too cynical in his early assessment, and they do deserve credit for putting their careers on the line for a significant, if inadequate and politically unfeasible, change. (I still haven't read the thing in detail, and will have more to say once I do.)

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Voice-Enhancing Chocolate Walnut Pie

Lots of things going on in the world, and your pie-maker has lots of things to say about them. So, to fortify his voice, he concocted the Voice-Enhancing Chocolate Walnut Pie.

Make one double-crust quantity of Louis Pipper's Oil Crust, but use the whole thing for the bottom. Roll it out into a 9.5" deep dish pie plate and prebake at 425F for 10min.

While the crust is pre-cooking, combine:
3/4 Cup light corn syrup
1/2 Cup dark brown sugar
3T butter, cut into small bits

in a small pot (I use a 1qt pot for this). Once the butter is melted, scatter:
2/3 Cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
over the mixture, let sit for a couple minutes to start melting the chocolate, then stir to mix thoroughly. When the pie shell is done, reset the oven to 350F.

In a large mixing bowl combine:
3 eggs
a pinch of salt

and measure, but reserve:
2 overfull cups of untoasted walnuts.

Whisk the eggs until they are just frothy, then pour the sugar/chocolate mix and walnuts in. Stir together just enough to coat the walnuts evenly, and pour the mix into the pie shell. Place in the oven and bake up to 40min or until the center puffs up and the edges solidify.

This pie has also proven to be an effective enhancement for singing voices if eaten with breakfast.